Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Randomize
