She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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