I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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