ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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