Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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