she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
this will be a night to untag.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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