She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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