i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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