Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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