Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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