I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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