white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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