I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
pray to the hookup gods