opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.