I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
