I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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