And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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