What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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