everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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