Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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