OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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