Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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