Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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