it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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