that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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