This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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