I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I think a kid would responsible me up
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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