i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
is it fun? or sober?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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