I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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