We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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