I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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