hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
