called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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