This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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