I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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