More tranny stories later!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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