he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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