I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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