YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
