Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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