My room smells like vodka and shame
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he puts the penis in happiness.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
