is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.