And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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