in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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