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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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