I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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