Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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