then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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