she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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