perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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