I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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