as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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