...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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