Christians are straight up FREAKS
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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