Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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