can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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